You Might Wanna Skip This One...

SO, I'm having a trip to London this week. I need some Thai Food from a dude that says, "Yu have faive disheees... what yu want?" "Eh.. I'll have some of that rice please.." "And theeeeeen?!" "Uh... and then some of that chicken please." "And theeeeeeeen?!" "Do you know you're being stereo-typically Asian and hilarious?" "Yes. And theeeeeeeen?"

I'm totally uprepared. I have no idea what's going on, what I'm taking... I would have liked to have been able to take some London tourist soaps down, but I can't get hold of the ingredients fast enough. I would love to take Howard his party planning gift set but I don't have it at the moment. I'm just trying not to think about it.

My tea tastes like pepper, for whatever reason.

Just in case you wanted to know what was happening in my future it is this:

Next Week: Start camming on MFC again. What  fun.
Next Week: Take private stuff also, because... because I can.
When Bike Money Comes Through: Buy a van and fix the bike up enough to keep riding it.
Today: Punch kittens in their underbellies and eat sweeties.

I'm starting a cam site soon also, hopefully. It's going to be lots of fun. You'll see....

It's going to be so amazing having a van. I'll pick things up in the van, and carry things in the van... and that's about the extent of it, but how cool is that?! So, if you have a little Berlingo sized thing for less than a grand, let me know.

This was the most boring blog in history. I'm very upset with myself about it.

Me vs African Child

Yesterday, I tried to clean my ears and one of them has gone deaf. I think I did very bad.

Maybe if it's an ear infection, the antibiotics that I'm taking anyway for my tonsillitis might help clear it up? I did that once after I went swimming. I got an infection, then scratched my ear drum with a cotton bud and made it really bad. Anyway, I'll be taking them for another three days, even though my tonsils are fine now...

I went to bed at 2am (I stayed up with my friend on Skype discussing possibilities because I want to start my own cam site!) and got woken up at 9am by this text conversation:

Him: I love my Tammy very much.
Him: Now get up!
Me: WHAT??!?!?!?!
Him: Oh dear, I've made you cross... :(
Me: You woke me up. Of course I'm cross. What do you want?
Him: I want nothing, thanks.
Him: Sorry

O.o I understand now what was happening but... but... at the time I was mad as a march hare. I jumped out of bed and thumped around the room and slammed my tail against things and set stuff on fire and all sorts.

Oh, I think I just remembered a little of my dream!

Aaaand, it's gone.

In a minute I need to walk two miles to the nearest shop to get food... like an African child. But two miles instead of 15 miles in the gentle, mild day rather than the scorching sun. And to travel to local shop stocking plenty of food and water, rather than a dirty broken well filled with festering water. And I have some money to buy goods... and they often... do not.

Fuck it, they should still make an advert for me.

It would seem that I suck cock.

I drew this today. No one seems to like it.

Please tell me why not.

Thank you.