Monday, 6 October 2014

I Shat In My Pants... Can I Get In Yours?

My brain gave me a window. It's was like a shiny, tiny little window where I thought, "What the fuck are you doing? Pull yourself out of this..."

And I did!

Fuck London. Fuck crazy Tinder people. Fuck running businesses that I don't want to run.

I'm going to play games, get a PS4 in time for COD, get my tits out for the lads on cam and eat pie. Apple pie.

You know those 'choose your own adventure' books? Well, they make them for browsers too, like a game. I'm making one. You're going to play it when it's done? It'll take a good long time, though, I'm doing it properly.

I'm going to take a picture of my tits and post it on Twitter right now, so that you read this.

I'm happy. I went window shopping on Amazon last night and added lots of stuff to my wishlist, that I'm just planning to buy as soon as I can! I'm a full on craft fiend. Have you seen my art journal? Oh, I'll post pictures of everything! ^_____^

I'm going to go and walk the dogs with my friend now. Wish you were here, so we could get a slushie and chill out by the river!

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  1. Unknown6 October 2014 at 13:15

    GREAT plan Tam! YOU are in control of all you survey! ;) Congratulations!

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  3. Unknown6 October 2014 at 14:29

    I'm right there with you with the gaming and the pie... not so much the getting my tits out mind... I've been told it puts the muggles off their lunch! They just don't understand art!

    As for London, London can just fuck off! been through Moss Side dozens of times, I go to London once and am confronted with a couple of black guys on the tube making racist remarks towards my at the time Asian girlfriend (she is still Asian btw, just not my girlfriend any more!) and when I question why they are doing this (in the most polite way), pointing out that maybe we should ALL have a little more racial tolerance in our capital city... and they counteract this by pulling knives on me...

    So yeah... fuck London in the eye!

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  4. Unknown6 October 2014 at 21:37

    Awe yoos not comming a see mee?Looks like somebody is not sure what racism is lol.So chuffed you,re feeling a bit better Tams. Scrummy bummin! D.

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  5. elma27 October 2014 at 17:44

    Woohoo!! what i like to hear! oh yeah, and what i like to see, too! you're just so mazingly lovable! xoxo

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