Yesterday, I tried to clean my ears and one of them has gone deaf. I think I did very bad.
Maybe if it's an ear infection, the antibiotics that I'm taking anyway for my tonsillitis might help clear it up? I did that once after I went swimming. I got an infection, then scratched my ear drum with a cotton bud and made it really bad. Anyway, I'll be taking them for another three days, even though my tonsils are fine now...
I went to bed at 2am (I stayed up with my friend on Skype discussing possibilities because I want to start my own cam site!) and got woken up at 9am by this text conversation:
Him: I love my Tammy very much.
Him: Now get up!
Me: WHAT??!?!?!?!
Him: Oh dear, I've made you cross... :(
Me: You woke me up. Of course I'm cross. What do you want?
Him: I want nothing, thanks.
Him: Sorry
O.o I understand now what was happening but... but... at the time I was mad as a march hare. I jumped out of bed and thumped around the room and slammed my tail against things and set stuff on fire and all sorts.
Oh, I think I just remembered a little of my dream!
Aaaand, it's gone.
In a minute I need to walk two miles to the nearest shop to get food... like an African child. But two miles instead of 15 miles in the gentle, mild day rather than the scorching sun. And to travel to local shop stocking plenty of food and water, rather than a dirty broken well filled with festering water. And I have some money to buy goods... and they often... do not.
Fuck it, they should still make an advert for me.
Yes "they" should ... people don't realise how tough it is living on the streets of Cornwall especially with all those cobbles.
ReplyDeleteJust come back to MFC already. We'll throw rose petals under your feet in celebration.
ReplyDeleteThe hearing in your ear will come back over a few days. Holding your nose and blowing to increase pressure in your eustachian tubes might hurry the process along a bit. Just don't keep doing it...
ReplyDeleteOver use of cotton buds will eventually cut the treble response in your ears/maybe give you tinitus. Yes I know, there's a certain amount of exqusite pleasure in sticking them in, but...