FUCK today. FUCK YOU.

I am having THE shittiest day.

The boy I like is an arse clown (this is a different boy to the one I liked a few weeks ago, of course) and now I've been all stroppy at him. I want to turn around and run away as fast as possible when I start to feel like someone might be making a mug out of me.

Some cunt texted me and acted all weird and retarded when they realised I didn't know who they were. I will find out, and I'll destroy you so fast your eyeballs'll explode.

My fucking cupcakes didn't work properly, and now my massage bar has broken because I tried to get it out too early.

I have to pay for a mistake I made at work last week, meaning that I can no longer afford food with my wages tomorrow. What a treat.

Luke is being a fussy cunt because he thinks I'm seeing someone, and he's super overprotective and moody all of the time.

I can't find my Iphone anywhere, so I have to keep using this Nokia fucking Lumia that sucks wholesale quantities of cock.

I left my notebook at the warehouse, now I don't have ANY OF MY FUCKING NOTES and I'm going to go crazy without that thing because my stupid Arse-burgers means I get all jittery if I can't write my shit down.

FUCK YOU.

Now I'm going to call Howard and he'll have bad fucking news for me.