Oh, hey there, fart farmers.
Before we begin, know that if you just message 'Hey' or 'Hi' or, indeed, 'Hello', I'll ignore you. And please don't ask me how I am. You don't wanna know.
So, obviously I'm a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, hence why I'm giving up my day job to be a Marine Hunter. Yes, that's right, I'm going to plant attractive women on Plenty of Fish and wait until marines make plans and then start ignoring them on the day of aforementioned planned event. (By the way, mate, I fancy your friend with the dragon snake tattoo...) And then string them upside down by their ankles and feed them laxatives until they assplode in a shower of steriods, protein shake, chicken and wholemeal rice.
You're a dude, right, so you don't understand. But that is what they do. And then they just stay out of your way for the rest of your life, and ignore your messages... Like sackless, scrotum sucking, bumcrack snifflers.
WHY?!
Only the Baby Jeebus knows why, my friends. These are the men employed to have balls to save us from other dudes with balls... and they can't even let a girly down gently. But I'm quite finished being messaged by flakes, faggots, fatties and men who wear aviators and pout.
There. I said it.
Do you get many messages on POF? I imagine girls get 100 times more messages than guys do (even if their profile is a rant about marines), I think this is usually the case.
ReplyDeleteI get a few message but usually from orange girls doing some kind of duck impression, I'm not sure if I'm meant to find this attractive because I don't.
So I think I will update my photo then.. No pouting, No aviators. Got it.
I guess about 60 a day or so.
DeleteThat's disgusting. It's all disgusting. I'm so stroppy right now.
No pouting, no aviators.
60! wow. Fuck those odds are not so good for us guys.
ReplyDeleteMeh
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