Thursday, 18 July 2013

Grumpy Morning POF Profile

As always, remember that 'Hey', 'Hi', or indeed, 'Hello' will get you ignored... Because Screw You, that's why.

Just so you're aware, for the majority of people on here that message me I'd rather scoop out my own eyeballs and fill the sockets with jam and cream cheese, whilst rubbing my boobs against the hairy bumcrack of a lifelong smack head than actually spend one second of my time typing a word out that you'll benefit from reading.

I hate your faces. Your flabby attempts at six packs. The way you have NO GODDAMN IDEA what the difference is between 'your' and 'you're'. I absolutely hate your ridiculous and generic hobbies, likes and dislikes. I hate the way that you put 'music' and 'movies' as your interests... when I've never once spoken to someone who DIDN'T like any music or movies. They're the main forms of worldwide entertainment, you tit, of course you like them.

I hate when you ask if I want to chat, asking my permission to converse when you've already gone ahead and spammed my inbox with your bullcrap ramblings, so asking for permission is essentially pointless.


I like gamers, people that message once and then don't keep bothering me, bikers under 25 that still have hair. People that DON'T have their snapchat name on their profile because what kind of bottom feeding, pathetic little ballbag sucker actually just gives out their facebook, number or whatsapp? ANY thunder thighed, sperm burping gutter slut could call you. Are you so desperate that you're going to cast your net that damn wide? You're a fool, and a feeble one at that.

My mood suffers when I'm hungry in the mornings. You may or may not be able to tell. I'm really a lovely person, or whatever.

***NEW CAMFREEBAY BLOG... THIS IS WHERE I'LL BE FROM NOW ON! ***

1 comment:

  1. Hello Tammy,

    Andrewdevon, ex of POF checking in for the first time in ages with a comment. I'm one of the older chaps on POF who found your 'TammyWorldofPain' profile a chuckle and what's more, intelligent. Intelligent and POF are not two words I normally asssociate...

    Sorry to see your video where you're fed up with things - it's all a little temporary difficulty though, that's all, magnified to a great size in your mind as it's in the here and now. Life is just like that. You're prone to go up with the ups and down with the downs more than most though, it seems to me.

    Finding a partner is always tricky - especially if you have standards! Don't, as a friend of mine once advised me to, 'aim low and then you'll never be disappointed'. Aim high. It takes longer, but it'll be worth it. You're pretty, clever and sexy, you can pull it off.

    You'd be better off though, IMO, controlling your rollercoaster emotions though - bike, boyfriend, whatever. Just develop more control over yourself. You're only 21, it'll come. Then you can be that cool persona you sometimes pretend to be, but aren't really ;0)

    In the meantime, hope you're not as dischuffed now as you were in that video.. ;0(

    I like your rants much better!

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